One down! On-On!

The First TWAT Hash has happened, and it was a resounding success! Gummee! and Royal lush laid a great trail, best of the day, in my opinion! As promised, it was flat, short and absolutely no shiggy.
A few memorable moments I recall included;
Midget Digit taking off his shoes to cross the river!
Knees to Please talking on his cell phone while r*nning trail!
Peak Climax using BEER! (oh the humanity!) to wash her feet off!
And more Flambongo's than I thought was humanly possible!
Points to Gummee! and Royal, as the circle was hosted next to a homeless man's hooch. We offered beer, but I am not sure he accepted.
Circle was short and organized. With twenty or more flambongo down downs, you can imagine the ruckus! We drained all the beer from the kegs, so points to all of TWAT! It was a glorious, and sad, moment to have liberated all of the glorious libations from their steel prison.

Up next:
#2 R*unning of TWATH3 will be hared by Cuntographer
Location: Corner of Tanque Verde Rd and Tanque Verde Loop. That's right, TWAT move east, WAY east to the other side of Tucson.
Time: 5pm
Cost: $5
Notes: Bring a vessel, flashlight, whistle or something to blow!
Hare Comments: It will be all pavement, very straight, with absolutely no shiggy.

Final Notes:
We Need HARES! #3 R*nning of TWAT has not been taken, so sign up now ( twath3@gmail.com )! Can't have a Hash without a trail!