TWAT History

Some people have been wondering where TWAT came from.
Some people have just made up their own answers.
So I just wanted to take the time to guide you through the exciting journey that is:

THE FORMING OF TWAT H3!

TWAT arose from the amalgamation of multiple hashers thinking the same thing “We are not having fun anymore.” Wow, that was short. Off to dink beer!
Okay just kidding, here is more detail:
Cuntographer remembers when he came to this realization. While attending the San Diego Red Dress Run he visited the Humpin’ H3. Know for its wayward ways, long circles, and general “extreme-ness” Cuntographer found the hash to be the most fun he had every had. He felt welcomed in by complete strangers, had a great time on trail, and went home happy and tired.
So, on the way back from California to Arizona, he calls up his friends Stick Me Anywhere and Gummee! and says to them (both frm Humpin’ Hashers) “That was great, we need to bring some of that ’style’ back to Tucson! I know some people would enjoy it!”
Stick and Gummee mentioned a longing for a more “humpin” hash as well, and mentioned that over the last few months they had not been having as much fun at the jHavelinas as they used to.
So, many minutes were expended on cell phones as the three discussed if starting a new hash was possible. While sorting out the particulars (When, where, how?) a name pops into Cuntographer’s head.
“We could be the wandering hashers of Tucson. No wait, the wandering assholes, better yet, the wayward assholes of Tucson!” And so TWAT was formed.

Cool, huh? That is how TWAT was born.
I am having fun at TWAT, which was the whole damn point to begin with. If people are having fun at TWAT, then this experiment was a success.